Browsing in the bead store is always a euphoric experience. Everything is shiny, sparkling, and creativity is unlimited. The woman behind the counter is so accustomed to glassy eyed shoppers, she barely looked up.
At the same time male co-worker was on the phone "Well, I think she likes me. We were having a nice conversation and she seemed pretty nice and I got her number....yeah I think I'm going to see her again....." At that moment a voice over the intercom "HARVEY....YOUR WIFE IS #1"....."OK man I got to take this", and he left the room to take the call somewhere else.
At that moment the saleslady looked up with a scowl on her face and said "Men are pigs!".....well at least that one is.